Nazeem Hussain - You Paid For This

This is the official bio for my brand new show You Paid for This.

Not to be confused with any of the fakes ones out there. I had to write this bio myself, which really threw my morning plans. I thought coming up with the title was the hard part, but writing a 200 word biography about a comedy show I haven’t performed yet is really hard.

It’s called You Paid for This, and yes, I’m aware you likely haven’t actually paid yet. It’s what we call in the biz “presumptive selling”. A bold, but risky move. The show does what the title suggests, presuming you buy a ticket.

I can’t promise much beyond an hour of jokes, sponsored by you. You haven’t paid yet, but we both know it’s only a matter of time. See you there! Damn it, 143 words.

• 4 Stars - The Age
• "side-splittingly funny” - The Time UK
• A mixture of belly laughs and tension" - NZ Herald